The Beauty of Crysis

I have been playing the Lost Island II Singleplayer mod for Crysis for a day or two now. I've got to say, this is looking good so far. As of this blog they are only at about 20% completion, but the demo was awsome. In particular, it looked really amazing. That's why no other game in existence looks better than Crysis right now in my opinion.

If you have Crysis and have not played any mods yet, I recommend you download Lost Island II and play it . It looks great! Plus, if you have some of the other enhancements from the Crymod site, like the "Natural Mod" or the other graphics tweaks found on the site, the game can look even better.

Here are just a few screenshots I took while playing the map.

NOTE: I also turned of the HUD(heads up display) for some shots in order to get some screens without the HUD showing. You can do the same by using the ( ` ) key to open the console during gameplay. Then type "cl_hud 0" to remove the HUD and "cl_hud 1" to restore it.

HERE ARE THE SCREENS:

Relived an entire day in a Dream

This is going to be a short one. So basically, last night I went to sleep and dreamed about that entire day all over again. Absolutely everything that happened all day yesterday replayed itself in my dream. The only difference is that everyone in my dream called me "Mr. Martin Peanut".
Also, I went into Subway in my dream just like I actually did that day. In my dream, however, an infant baby popped up out of the honey-mustard container and said "I'ma Fuck You Up!"

NO KIDDING!

I should write a book or something, because with all the weird dream I have I could make a small fourtune. Oh well, I'm out!

Fastest Camera In The World

MORPH

I thought this was really cool. Imagine technology like this someday, how awsome would that be.

This is a concept video for the NOKIA MORPH

I love soccergirl INC.

Just what am I talking about?  For anyone out there who doesn't know about soccergirl incorperated, let me fill you in. 

soccergirl incorperated is like a freaky topless alien chic, who's job is to speak her cryptic, hypnotic language into your ear until you literally laugh your ass off.  Pretty Much!

Alright, for real though.  I was just surfing deep into the iTunes podcast section about a week ago and then I just saw this tiny image near the middle of the page with some topless chic, so naturally I had to click on it.  I read the description and thought I'd give the show a shot...In the mouth! Just kidding, so I download the most recent episode and listen to it.  From the very beginning I'm laughing like a maniac with no reason to stop.  soccergirl just starts spittng balls-to-the-wall, bullshit-out-the-window type stuff.  Stuff you would never think of saying.  And of course I'm lovin' it because I'm the type of person that finds a whole lot of stuff funny.  I mean...she's just like me, saying things that are totally off the wall.

After listening to that one episode entitled "Cock suck my vagina, God" I had to download every episode.  After that I dumped almost every other podcast off of my iPod Touch since I only have the 8GB version, just so I could listen to soccergirl incorperated all day.  So if you haven't heard of soccergirl inc, go download her from iTunes or visit http://soccergirlincorporated.podshow.com/ to view her show.  But be warned young listeners, the show contains adult lanuage.

I give soccergirl incorperated 10 "big round boobies" out of 10 (10/10)

 

"RIDE DONKEY RIDE"

 

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